One of the ugliest things in the world has to be messy break up and divorce. No one gets married with the idea of divorce in their mind but along the way, things and life happen. People who were in love with each other grow apart and end up leaving each other for good. It could be any one partner’s fault and it could be both their fault. Relationships are complicated and when they end they can make a real mess.
Guy writes a letter to wife:
Here is a guy, who wrote a letter to his wife before leaving her and all we wanted to do while reading it was to get up, find him and beat him to the ground for being such a grade-A jerk!
I’m writing this letter to you to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell… Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers.”
By this time, one really starts to think if this guy is for real. But read on:
“You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you’re cheating on me or don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, I’m gone.
P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!”
Her sister?! We can’t even imagine how devastated his poor wife might have been. Raise your hand if you are just as mad as we are right now.
The wife writes back:
Naturally, the wife had a scathing response of her own. And wrote back.
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It’s true you and I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping. Too bad that doesn’t work. I DID notice when you got a haircut last week, but the first thing that came to mind was, ‘You look just like a girl!’ Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I didn’t comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with my SISTER because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago.”
Whoa, so the guy isn’t just a jerk, he’s a clueless jerk! She then writes:
“About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was just a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning. After all of this I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica but when I got home you were gone… Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me. So take care.
Rich As Hell & Free!”
But wait for the sting, ya’all!
“P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that’s not a problem.”
And there you have it! Our faith in humanity and karma is restored. I hope you have one hell of a time in Jamaica, girl! Xoxo.
P.S: Pretty sure this was pretty much how the husband felt when he got her letter.